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Showing posts with label robert pattinson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robert pattinson. Show all posts

Friday, July 9, 2010

He makes dirty look gooooood!

Ok, before I get started and forget all about it, a sale announcement:

Take 20% off your entire purchase at WickedSoaps Friday through Sunday (excludes gift sets & collections, shipping charges, custom and wholesale orders).

No code necessary, discount will be reimbursed via Paypal once payment is received, or you may request a revised invoice prior to paying.

Now on to the real reason for this post...

A few of you may remember my post about a month ago about one grown up Cedric Diggory.  If you don't, click here and take a peek...trust me, you won't regret it.  Mmmm...lobster bibs and beer....

So Mr. Robert Pattinson, formerly Cedric Diggory of Harry Potter fame and more currently Edward Cullen of the Twilight phenomena, has taken the world (or perhaps just female hearts and lady bits) by storm.  He's a pretty, pretty specimen of the male persuasion, though, I never thought he had an over abundance of talent.  In fact, I'm fairly certain I referred to him as "barely legal eye candy" in my last post about him. 



It's time for me to eat my words.

Two nights ago I watched his newest flick, Remember Me.  I didn't really have any expectations except perhaps an increased heartbeat, heavy breathing and maybe an excess of saliva.  Color me shocked when after I got over the initial daze of his prettiness, I realized the man was acting.  And acting well.

And looking so f*cking good it should be illegal.  I mean, complete sex hair, scruffy, sweaty, oh-my-god-let-me-get-in-the-shower-with-you-you-dirty-boy kind of good.  Here...take a look and see what I mean...




Ahem.  Anyway.  Back to the movie.  It was good.  Extremely good.  For those who haven't heard of it, here's a little summary ***MAJORY SPOILER...READ AT YOUR OWN RISK***:

Tyler (Rob Pretty Pattinson) is a 21 year old living in NYC in the summer of 2001.  He's still dealing with the suicide of his older brother 6 years before, his strained relationship with his father (Pierce Brosnan), and trying to be a good brother to his 11 year old sister to whom his father doesn't give enough attention.  Ally is a student at NYU who lives with her overprotective cop father after her mother was murdered in the subway with Ally there to witness it when she was younger.  These two kids meet, fall in love, are torn apart due to angst and secrets, get back together.  Toward the end, you see that dad starts making an effort with lil sis, Tyler sees that dad loves them all, group hug, guys!  The movie ends with Tyler waiting in his father's office while his father takes his little sister to school.  When sis sits in her desk, camera pans to the chalkboard to reveal the date is September 11, 2001.  Back to Tyler, standing in dad's office looking out the window and the camera tracks back to reveal him looking out over the Manhattan skyline from one of the top floors of one of the twin towers of the World Trade Center.

I suck at summaries, but let me say this...I saw the date on the chalkboard and had a feeling of dread start in my belly.  When they panned out and showed him in the WTC, I felt like I'd been punched in the chest. 

It's really rare that a movie lingers with me, but this one has almost haunted me for the last two days.  Go forth and watch, kittens.  Even if it's not your thing, at least you'll get the eye candy :)

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Thirsty Thursday Sale!

It's almost the end of the week and I'm already thinking about kicking back with a cold beer or two. I think a sale is in order! 

Save 20% on any order of $20.00 or more at WickedSoaps, today only! Your savings will be refunded via Paypal when you use code "Thirsty Thursday" in notes to seller when you check out!

Tell your family, your Twitter buds, your Facebook friends, Robert Pattinson.  If you see Rob, please tell him I may be 32, but I still get carded for beer, so I must look younger...you know, if he's interested ;-).


Tuesday, June 8, 2010

What the hell happened to Cedric Diggory?!


Ok, ok...I'm not really one of those fan girls.  You know the one's I'm talking about...screaming, pulling at their hair, jumping up and down...nope.  I haven't been one of those since 1989 when NKOTB ruled my every waking moment.  Ahhh...Joey....

Anyway, normally this blog is reserved for only shop, Etsy, and soapy related things, but today, I thought I'd blog about something (erm...someome) a bit different.

I don't think it's ever been a secret that I love Twilight.  I picked the books up one morning while in Target with my boyfriend, started reading the first one in the car on the way home, and didn't put the sucker down until I was done with it.  Honest.  I even took it with me to the loo.  And when I finished Twilight, I immediately moved to New Moon...etc etc.  One weekend and 4 novels later, I was a 30 year old woman pining over a fictional 109 year old teenage sparkly vegetarian vampire.  Sounds outlandish, I know. 

I was pretty excited when the movie Twilight came out, though I was a bit surprised when I heard they chose Cedric Freaking Diggory to play Edward.  C'mon, man!  This is Edward Fucking Cullen!  Yes, I realize that Edward is really only 17, but whomever played him had to present an air of sophistication and wisdom, maturity way beyond 17 years.  Did they really think Cedric was the boy for this? 


I had to investigate.  Imagine my surprise when I did some sly googling and realized little Cedric Diggory had grown up.  Grown into a very surprising yummilicious Robert Pattinson....Still, at the time, I didn't go all fan girl.  He was some little 21-22 year old actor (and still Cedric Diggory in my mind) and I was 30 years old.  Fast forward about a year.  New Moon is just about to be released and I come across this:


I immediately drooled.  No really, I think I felt some dribble out.  I wiped the corner of my mouth, right clicked that mutha and saved it to my desktop...all the while thinking in the back of my head,

You know when you fan girled all over NKOTB he was in diapers...you know this, right, Misty? 

Shut up.  I'm not going out and buying Tiger Beat so I can plaster my bedroom walls with him, am I? 

Nope.  Do you think he even knows who NKOTB is?  He wasn't even born when they got together.

Shut up.  He's legal.

Ok, Mrs. Robinson.

It took me a while, but I think over the last 6 months, I've become comfortable viewing Mr. Pattinson as nothing more than eye candy.  Very young eye candy.  Legal eye candy.  Ok, ok...so I downloaded some Johnny Depp, too...just to raise the age median. 

The point of this entire pointless post (other than an excuse to stare at Robert Pattinson), is to admit to one of my guilty (and I do mean guitly) pleasures.  It begs the question, though...what is your guilty pleasure?

I'll leave you with one more photograph of a very grown up Cedric Diggory.  Admit it...even with the bib, he's delicious.