Friday, May 21, 2010

$1 Shipping Sale! Or maybe the Free Balling Sale?...

You know those rap videos where it shows that giant ass car rolling and bouncing down the road?  They spend god only knows how much to put special struts or suspension (or since I don't speak Car and Driver we'll just call it bouncy stuff) on their car.  HA!  Suckers.  I have that same bounce to my car and I got it absolutely free!  AND it came with a side of shimmy!  Now all I need is a great stereo system to blast out my music with the bass loud enough to rattle windows the next town over.  That's right...I'm pretty fly for a white girl.

As much as I'd like to keep my gangsta rap girl image, I'm afraid I need to get rid of the bounce and shimmy.  Therefore I'm taking my car in this weekend for new tires and what I believe will be new struts and probably ball bearings.  And because I'm a poor chick with a questionable sense of humor, I decided not to do stand-up comedy to raise funds, but instead have a sale in my Etsy shop.

Because I'm naughty, risque, and kind of a dirty girl, I seriously thought about calling this my "Free Balling and Strutting Sale."  Buuuuuut, I thought that might be crossing right over the line from naughty to plain old perverted.  (But since I am a weeee little bit perverted, I've started a line called Big Ass Balls of Soap...check them out!)

In order to preserve my professional image, I decided to just call it my $1 Dollar Shipping Sale!  Not as exciting, I know, but seriously, it's still fabulous!!

Every domestic order ships for only $1 and Canadian orders ship for $2 no matter your purchase amount! No code needed, no waiting for refunds. Shipping prices already reflect the sale so you can just shop and go! A great excuse to stock up on your favorites or perhaps try that new scent you've been drooling over!

Sale runs through Sunday, May 23rd at 11:59PM EST.

Just go to WickedSoaps or click on that pretty, pretty soap at the top of the page and it will take you to my Etsy shop where you can get your shopping groove on!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Who doesn't love a threesome?

Oh, you naughty, naughty kittens....I know where your minds went.   But fortunately (or unfortunately?) instead of being dirty, I'm actually referring to something very clean...literally!

It's Threesome Thursday at WickedSoaps!  What does this mean for you?  Listen up (or read down as the case may be), my lovelies:

  • Buy any 3+ items totaling $10 or more and receive a free Lip Luster Balm of your choice.
  • Product total only, sale does not include shipping charges. Leave "Threesome Thursday" in the notes to seller along with your choice of free item when you check out.
The sale runs through 11:59pm EST today, Thursday, May 13, 2010 so you better run right on over to my shop and!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Happy Star Wars Day!

Being the Star Wars fan that I am, I can't just let this day go uncelebrated.  It would be a travesty, a crime against George Lucas, and can I not admire Han Solo for the day?  Hellllllo, Mr. Hotness!

So, in honor of Star Wars Day, stop by WickedSoaps and when you buy any 3 items, you get the 4th item FREE!  Sale runs through May 4th at Midnight! 

May the Fourth be with you!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Can't you smell that smell?

True story:  I'd been at work for about 2 hours this morning and I swear on all that's holy, I could smell pancakes and maple syrup.  I kept looking around, finally asking my boss if he brought in breakfast because I can smell something so good it's making my mouth water.  He said he didn't, but he could smell something yummy, too.   I shrugged it off and went back to work.  About 30 minutes later, I reached my arm out to answer the phone and it hit me.  It's me!  *I* am what smells so damn delicious and edible!  I am not ashamed to say I put my nose right to my arm and inhaled deeply.  I am also not ashamed to say that my boss looked at me like I was a few fries short of a happy meal. 

So what, you ask, am I wearing today that has me almost licking my arm?  It is the fruits of my weekend labor, deliciousness in a jar, mouthwatering creaminess--ok, you get the point.  Sea Salt Caramel Milk & Honey LotionThat, my kittens, is what has me drooling today.

I spent all day Saturday creating 16 new Milk & Honey Lotions and they are now (finally!) available in my shop!  You can choose from these yummilicious scents: